Score: 7

"It's okay."

submission: the Kill Kar II: Revenge

date: December 3, 2009

I cannot say that the static top-down view makes it easy to control. I've also spotted some instances where a victim would collide inside a solid object and shake.

Albeit it did have some flaws, I DID like the blood effects and the interface design.

Score: 10

"I think too many people miss the point..."

submission: Fucking Kids!

date: October 22, 2009

There are many dumb-ass children ignorantly assuming they're safe without adults to accompany them on Halloween. I ask everyone else, really, would you consider a child dressing up as Adolf Hitler a normal, reasonable child? Me neither.

The guys in the house were obviously wanting those kids to fuck off and the sign was a fair enough cue to leave. Taking the visuals at face value reflects from the reviewers as much ignorance as those petulant children. Perhaps they deserve to get raped too?

Although I personally don't delight at the sight of child-rape I find most of the visuals absolutely brilliant. The bright colors in combination with the fluid animation is truly astounding. I know effort when I see it and love the mind-fuck atmosphere you produce. While others try to be unique by FOLLOWING standards set by "normal" people, you manage to do something that all the others dare not do... create a shockingly perverse animation that will knock small children (and big babies) 6-feet underground with reckless abandon.

Kick-ass.

Score: 8

"Good and bad."

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: September 28, 2009

Good: Artwork, music, and animation.
Bad: Controls.

No pause function makes this game a little hard to play. Although I really enjoy the visuals and sounds, they do not make up for the poor controls. I find that half the time my controls are stuck. It sometimes takes an astounding 3 seconds for the controls to respond. Hank moves sluggishly when there are a lot of objects on the screen.

It's awkward for me to write this review since I LOVE Madness, and it feels much like watching your best friend sing a little bad but you don't want to tell him. Krinkels, Tom, I love your work but honestly you've made better things than this.

Score: 10

"It's hawt."

submission: Mecha Dress Up Game

date: July 9, 2009

I love mechs, what can I say? I take delight in decking them out and blowing them up. If you gave the mechs combat abilities, my nose would bleed from the copious amount of awesome barraging into my brain like a flurry of screaming missiles.

A second installment of this game is a must!

Score: 1

"No."

submission: One More Brawl Taunts

date: May 7, 2009

Not once did it make me laugh. The whole angry Egoraptor humor is beyond exhausted and everyone is playing newer games now. I spent most of my time wondering when it would end.

Let it die and come up with something new and original. When I'm having trouble going to sleep, I'll consider watching this again so I can catch some Z's. Epic fail.

Score: 10

"Gotta catch 'em all???"

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: January 13, 2009

I'm not a big fan of Pokemon or furries but... I never knew they could be so hot. I was confused and amazed at the same time; mostly confused. Boobs and asses aside *ehem* I really enjoy the smooth, gestural animations and new comedy angles about Nintendo. The scene with Miyamoto getting captured made me laugh the most. It's great to see a sequel pop up so unexpectedly. Kudos!

Score: 7

"Don't stop there!"

submission: Anti-Zombie Stick

date: November 4, 2008

You should follow through with it. The animation was smooth but this seriously lacks a storyline. I highly suggest a storyboard and more of those smooth animations. You're doing well, keep going!

Score: 10

"I've been playing this for hours."

submission: Sonny

date: June 27, 2008

Seriously, this is soooo addicting it makes me want to play some more. I'm fatigued at the moment but tomorrow I'll have a few more gos at this game. This was just wonderful! I loved the storyline, learning curve, cinematic moments, everything about this game kicked ass!

Score: 10

"Lol."

submission: Irving

date: May 27, 2008

That's what would happen if bees had Asperger's Syndrome. This gave me a good laugh.

Score: 10

"Beat it the first try."

submission: Billy Suicide

date: April 15, 2008

Kind of depressing but at least I won! :)
It's a good challenge to balance needs and wants, much like real life.